I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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