4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This is classic penis vs brain.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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