it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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