i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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