we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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