everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Congratulations! We have a period
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