Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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