A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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