can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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