is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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