There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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