I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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