when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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