butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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