its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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