I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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