So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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