i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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