i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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