I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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