I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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