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  • 167 44
    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 27, 12 at 4:20pm
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    I think he probably understood the context in which you meant it. if he's that good, he's probably heard it before.

  • 141 50
    Submitted by Horse6608 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:37pm
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    that guy got mosbyed

  • 67 44
    Submitted by sullysgirl on Jan 27, 12 at 6:03pm
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    "Mosby-ed" is from the show: How I Met Your Mother.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 28, 12 at 7:28am
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    He was probably pretty impressed by a talking vagina.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:48pm
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    And when you said that his dick went limp inside you....

  • 51 51
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 27, 12 at 8:02pm
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    Now thats how you treat a lady. I'm sure the guy understood and was glad to make her feel good after a break up.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by fat_boy on Jan 27, 12 at 8:25pm
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    Given the reason why, I doubt he'll mind, I know I wouldn't. Round 2 here we come!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by sssmarie on Jan 28, 12 at 4:03am
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    I honestly didn't even notice until I read your comment. Weird...

  • 42 64
    Submitted by niceman on Jan 27, 12 at 6:25pm
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    I want to give my girlfriend an orgasm.

    • 32 39
      Submitted by polacke on Jan 28, 12 at 2:18am
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      ??? what is keeping you from doing it?

      • 26 43
        Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 28, 12 at 3:21am
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        Whats keeping him from doing it is puberty..

      • 30 39
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 4:48am
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        his girlfriend is a box of kleenex

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Ace0311 on Jan 27, 12 at 9:52pm
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    Best/Worst line ever.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 28, 12 at 2:47am
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    Hahah damnn awkward moment when!!!!

  • 12 12
    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 16, 12 at 1:23am
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    If you still have feelings for your ex to where you would say "I love you", and/or you are "rebounding", why are you having sex at all?\n\nYou should wait a good 5-6 weeks before having sex after a serious long term relationship. Maybe he was the one, maybe it was just a bad fight.\n\nWay to ruin your entire relationship for good, that pretty much solidifies it. Shit is NEVER the same after the GIRL goes and gets fucked right after. She may have "power" but isnt as happy&#

  • 28 44
    Submitted by EHSBaby on Jan 27, 12 at 7:49pm
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    thebatman is totally right!!

  • 14 20
    Submitted by Iamupinsmoke on Feb 2, 12 at 5:58am
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    His cock loves you too

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Andr913 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:48pm
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    I can forgive small errors but the spelling here makes me cringe.

    • 28 45
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 4:52am
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      the OP mispelled one word...get a life.

      • 27 34
        Submitted by played0 on Jan 28, 12 at 8:49am
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        she misspelled two words...and you misspelled one

        • 25 44
          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 28, 12 at 7:15pm
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          Touche'

        • 22 40
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 11:25pm
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          I stand corrected, and apropriately abashed. I blame my advanced fluency in typo for not catching the second mistake.

          • 28 41
            Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:21am
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            Legit reason = Pass Go, Collect $200, "Get Out of Jail Free" Card =)

  • 21 41
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 28, 12 at 12:13pm
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    youre welcome

  • 23 47
    Submitted by altmaxim on Jan 28, 12 at 12:20pm
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    Share please.

  • 25 60
    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:00pm
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    Thabatman knows something, it seems. Don't be so hard on yourself...we love McDonald..love can come in many different levels.

    • 24 46
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:06pm
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      I don't understand what McDonald's has to do with this text...? =-/

    • 19 23
      Submitted by thebatman on Feb 20, 12 at 1:19pm
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      I'm confused.

  • 29 79
    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:22pm
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    Just saying love the word itself has been used in many different contexts and levels. It is awkward situation to herself but I don't think the man would take it that serious. McDonald commercial uses "I'm loving it". Another example of using love in not so meaningful way, I guess.

    • 30 46
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 8:34pm
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      Maybe I just need some of whatever it is you're smoking - LOL! =D (Just kidding.)