We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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