there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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