I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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