Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize