Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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