yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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