marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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