I will die if light touches me.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize