GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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