I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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