Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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