Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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