i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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