I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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