Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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