all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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