he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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