If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wish you could order shots online.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Randomize