check it out our google latitudes are spooning
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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