Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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