I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When are your genitals available?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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