It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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