so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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