Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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