Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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