Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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