He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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