Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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