Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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